I’ve had a rocky relationship with Greg Bear books. They always look interesting, but when I read them, I’m ultimately unsatisfied. And it’s never anything I can point to and say “I didn’t like that”. It just a vague sense of not liking it. I recognize that Bear is a good writer and there are a lot of fans (and critics) who love his work, but he’s never really appealed to me. Having said that, I decided to try his latest book Hull Zero Three.
Superman: Secret Origin by Geoff Johns and Gary Frank
Let’s get it over with. Not only should you not read this book, you should shun anyone who does read this book or sells this book. This is one of the laziest and stupidest comics I’ve read in a long time. Johns is trying to evoke Superman: The Movie, but not only fails but makes me wonder why anyone would hire him to write a comic book instead.
Let’s jump to the idiocies:
1) A company run by a single person that has been in business for maybe a decade has a large number of government contracts. I know Lex Luthor is setup to be some sort of mad genius, but there is no way he can compete with the giant multi-national companies that the government buys defense systems from
2) A general goes by himself to meet a defense contractor. Every competitor would be filing lawsuits against the government picking Luthor if a general (and is he the only one picking the vendor, what happened to the league of lawyers, GAO, compliance, etc people that would be involved) is stupid enough to associate himself with a contractor. And most likely they would win and pull some contracts from Luthor
3) A general is able to order armed forces into an American city and have them shoot weapons. The President would be demanding his resignation and his head on a platter in about 30 seconds
4) A general, even on the order of the President, would never be able to shut down any business just by walking in without a court order. And if it was going to be shut down with a court order, the armed forces wouldn’t be the ones doing it. And to shut down a well-known newspaper would cause so many first amendment cries from every other media entity in the country.
5) Luthor is such a beloved figure that he is able to have people begging to be hired. And then we he grabs one person a day and uses them as a guinea pig, no one follows up? No stories from anyone on what happens inside Luthor’s buildings?
6) Lex tells the General (who happens to be Lois’ father) to reign her in in exchange for some new weapons technology. Since when would the General have the authority to buy (or barter in this case) weapons technology on his own? Even if the weapons are given for free, the training, distribution, maintenance etc will cost money and that would have to come from Congress (who love investigating defense contractors who offer shady deals)
I had no problems with Gary Frank’s art, but it was difficult to enjoy while I was repeatedly banging my head against the table at the idiocy of the story.
In short, without touching the general Superman leaps of logic (new reporter in town at the same time as a new superhero who favors the reporter’s co-workers, etc.) this is a lazy, badly thought out story. I won’t even touch Clark’s premature ejaculation firing off his heat vision when Lana kisses him or the medical idiocies (let’s replace the Sergent’s heart with a radioactive device and he can recover within minutes and start fighting Superman) or the business and military idiocies (what General wanders around with only a Sergent). Not Recommended in any way, shape or form.
Grimm’s Fairy Tale Pilot for NBC
Similar to the Ron Moore pilot that NBC is looking at, some ex-Buffy writer’s have their own police/fairy tale pilot.
NBC has picked up another pilot mixing fantasy with a crime drama: The network has greenlit Grimm, described as a “dark but fantastical cop drama about a world in which characters inspired by Grimm’s Fairy Tales exist.”
Makes one wonder what happened to the proposed Fables TV pilot.
Undead Week: Zombieland
Now, from its pedigree, Zombieland should have been a disaster. The writers previous movie experience were limited to Clifford’s Really Big Movie and Cruel Intentions 3 (and creating the tv show The Joe Schmo Show). The director’s big prior experience was the MTV reality show Rob and Big. Yet, it all came together to make a surprisingly entertaining movie. Now, where exactly is Zombieland?
Edgar Allen Poe
ABC greenlit an Edgar Allen Poe pilot:
The crime procedural Poe follows Edgar Allan Poe as the world’s first detective. He employs unorthodox methods to investigate dark mysteries in 1840s Boston. The project will tell how some of Poe’s famous stories came to be, but only some episodes will be about a specific Poe story.
Almost sounds like a sequel to Louis Bayard’s The Pale Blue Eye (my review)
H/T IO9
Undead Week: I am Legend by Richard Matheson
I Am Legend by Richard Matheson is a classic science fiction/horror novel about the undead. It’s been made into multiple movies and each has changed the premise slightly. There have been hopeful endings, despairing endings and the villains have been changed from vampires to mutants to zombies. But the power of the underlying story has remained. Unlike Interview With a Vampire, this view of the vampire is more dangerous and evil than misunderstood and romantic. So let’s see who the legend is.
Undead Week: Shaun of the Dead
Simon Pegg was an English stand-up comedian who drew interest from BBC for creating a TV show. From that came Spaced, a BBC sitcom written by Pegg and his friend Jessica Hynes (nee Stevenson). The show was directed by Edgar Wright (who we have just seen direct Scott Pilgrim) and was very successful. Pegg had brought his best friend Nick Frost into Spaced to play his best friend on the show. After two series were aired, Pegg, Wright and Frost decided to move onto a movie. That is where Shaun of the Dead comes in. Pegg and Wright wrote it, Wright directed it and Pegg and Frost starred as best friends. And it is the funniest undead film you will ever see. So, who is Shaun and what is his problem?
Undead Week: Interview With a Vampire by Anne Rice
Once upon a time, there was a hot, sexy vampire book that was the talk of vampire enthusiasts everywhere. It made vampires sexy and mysterious and was the hot movie. Interview With a Vampire is arguably still the gold standard for vampire books. It is the first of Rice’s Vampire Chronicles (now up to ten books plus crossovers and spinoffs). Along with Dark Shadows, Anne Rice’s vampires changed the whole concept of a vampire, from a villain to a misunderstood anti-hero. So, who are our mysterious vampires?
Wizard magazine cancelled (goes online exclusively)
Some of us oldtimers remember when Wizard Magazine came out. It was brash and young as compared to its competitors Comic Buyer’s Guide and TCJ. Wizard linked itself with the hot artists of the day and was a big proponent of Image and it’s various artists. Well, now that Wizard is no longer new and fresh and there is this thing called the internet out there (which I should check out when I get a chance), Wizard is shutting down the magazine and going online only.
Wizard Entertainment is ceasing publication of the print magazines Wizard and ToyFare. Wizard World, Inc. will begin production of the online publication “Wizard World” beginning in February. We feel this will allow us to reach an even wider audience in a format that is increasingly popular and more readily accessible.
Undead Week: Kill the Dead by Richard Kadrey
Richard Kadrey’s Sandman Slim (my review) was a fun over the top B-movie of a book about a guy who came back from hell to settle the score with his friends who put him there. Kadrey has created a fun over-the-top superhero of an undead villain. James Stark has angelic ancestry and demonic powers. His reflexes strength and healing are pretty much off the charts. And he’s back for another adventure in Kill the Dead. This time, with his revenge shtick done, he has new assignments working for the big baddies, the TSA and Lucifer. And what happens when zombies start coming out of the woodwork?